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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
Ronald Reagan
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Bertrand Russell
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
Josh Billings
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger
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