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Fun And Funny Quotes

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
Ronald Reagan

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Bertrand Russell

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
Josh Billings

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger

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