Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Red Skelton
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
Ronald Reagan
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain
Hedy Lamarr
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Red Skelton
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
Ronald Reagan
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain