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Funny Motivational Quotes

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
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