A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Margaret Mead
Lana Turner
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Margaret Mead